Full audit, Google Business Profile fix and 3-step plan in 5 working days. £497 one-off. Money back if it isn’t worth it. Delivered by a bloke who works in UK electrical wholesale full-time and speaks sparky.
No contract. No retainer. Money back if it’s not worth it.
You signed up when it was £500–£800 a year. The email says £1,800 + VAT now. That’s a month’s take-home after tax, for leads that feel worse every quarter.
“I’ve just been told my renewal costs has risen from £800 to a whopping £1800 plus VAT. That’s about a months pay after tax!!!” — UK sparky, tradesmansaver.co.uk
You’re advertising. You’re paying the subscription. You’re still sitting at the kitchen table on a Sunday night wondering where next week’s work is coming from.
“despite regular weekly advertising… the phone refuses to ring” — UK sparky, electricianforum.co.uk
A mate helped you stick it up in 2016 and nobody’s touched it since. No photos. No posts. 4 reviews from 2019. You can rewire a house blindfolded but this Google stuff is a different language.
“I can rewire a house no problem but this Google stuff has me beat” — UK sparky, DIYnot Forums
A 5-day done-for-you job. Working Google listing, written audit of your whole online pipeline, and a plain-English 3-step plan to replace your directory spend with something you actually own.
Business name, website URL, the three postcodes you work most, last year’s lead-platform bill, and a few job photos on WhatsApp. That’s it. Takes 10 minutes.
I pull apart your current Google listing, your local rankings, your website, and your three nearest competitors. I fix what I can fix inside your Google Business Profile. I write up everything else.
Written report in plain English, priority-ordered so you know what to tackle first. 3 GBP posts live, 3 more ready to publish. Review-request kit with QR code.
When Ben came to me, his Google listing was broken. Couldn’t be found for “plumber burgess hill” on the map at all. First thing I did was fix the listing — same job I’ll do for you. Enquiries went up. He asked me back for the website. Then the social. Then the blog.
Don’t take my word for it. Go check Google right now.
Google “plumber burgess hill”Today:
Sparky case studies with before/after local rankings, review counts, and directory bill redirected to be added once the first electrician audits have shipped.
Pay your directory bill once. Own the pipeline outright.
If this audit helps you cancel your Checkatrade renewal (you decide, not me), you’ve paid for it twice over before the year is out. If it brings you one extra domestic job — rewire, CU change, EICR — you’ve paid for it three times over on the first invoice.
Card. Takes 30 seconds. No invoicing, no BACS, no contract. Klarna / Pay-in-3 available at checkout if you want to split it over three payments.
Business name, URL, three postcodes you work, last year’s lead-platform bill, 10–15 job photos. That’s all I need from you.
Audit PDF, Loom link, review kit zip, 30-day plan. GBP is already live and working.
Watch the Loom in the van at lunch, action what you want. If you want to jump on a 45-min Zoom to ask questions, book it. If not, don’t.
You own everything I built. If you want me to keep running the Google side going forward, we’ll have that conversation — but only if you want it.
I work in UK electrical wholesale full-time. Which means I speak sparky, I know your wholesalers (CEF, Edmundson, YESSS, Rexel, TLC, Medlocks), I know your brands (Hager, Wylex, MK, Aico, Fusebox, Click, BG, Scolmore), and I know your accreditations (NICEIC, NAPIT, TrustMark).
5 working days from when your payment clears. I don’t juggle — when you book a slot, you get those 5 days dedicated.
Right now I’m only taking Mid Sussex + 20-mile radius (Burgess Hill, Haywards Heath, Horsham, Crawley, East Grinstead, Hassocks, Lindfield, Lewes, Uckfield, Redhill, Reigate, Dorking, Horley, Tonbridge, Tunbridge Wells catchment). If you’re outside, drop me a line anyway — I may open Phase 2 sooner than planned.
Same audit, same price, different framing. The product is a full pipeline audit + GBP fix + 3-step plan. The directory angle is the most common starting point, not the only one.
Email me within 14 days. I’ll refund every penny, no forms, no phone call, no sales pitch. You keep the audit, the competitor teardown and the review scripts either way. (See the guarantee below.)
No. I don’t mock up Figma files for you to edit, I don’t hand you SEO plugins, I don’t ask you to learn Google Business Profile’s back end. You send WhatsApp photos and your directory bill. I do the rest.
Depends what you mean. The audit and the GBP fix are done in 5 days. Review count typically starts climbing within 2–3 weeks once you use the review-request kit. Google rankings for “electrician [your town]” are Google’s call — I will not promise you a specific week. Anyone who does is lying to you.
Not on this page. Let’s do the audit first. If you want me to keep running the Google side afterwards, we’ll talk. Month-to-month, no contract.
No. One 45-min Zoom Q&A is available on request if you want it. No drip-feed emails, no upsell DMs, no phone calls unless you book one.
Full audit delivered within 5 working days, in plain English, with at least 10 specific fixes you can action this month.
If you genuinely don’t feel it was worth £497 after reading it, email me within 14 days and I’ll refund every penny.
You keep the audit. You keep the competitor teardown. You keep the review scripts. You keep everything.
When your town is gone, it’s gone. I won’t take a second electrician in the same postcode — ever.
I take on one electrician per trading area (roughly 5–10 miles). Same rule I run with trades already — if I’m doing the work for you in Burgess Hill, I’m not doing it for your competitor round the corner. Your postcodes are locked down to you.
Your Google listing, your reviews, your website, your plan — £497, 5 working days, money back if it’s not worth it.
“Stop renting leads from directories. Own your Google pipeline.”